Sharon has me rolling in the floor with this new link:

Essay Generator

Go play with it... It is a hoot! This thing puts together the funniest essays, as evidenced by Sharon's on Yarn Diets. I decided to try one on knitting in the summertime.

An essay on Knitting sweaters in summer

The subject of Knitting sweaters in summer is a controversial issue. In depth analysis of Knitting sweaters in summer can be an enriching experience. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from global commercial enterprises, who just don't like that sort of thing. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of Knitting sweaters in summer’, could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Knitting sweaters in summer raises the question 'why?'

Did I mention how lovely Knitting sweaters in summer is? It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will study the JTB-Guide-Dog model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.

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Knitting sweaters in summer

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Of course the annual military budget is in financial terms 'holding hands with Knitting sweaters in summer.' Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting Knitting sweaters in summerism and post-Knitting sweaters in summerism.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Bonaventure T. Time 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] He was first introduced to Knitting sweaters in summer by his mother. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Knitting sweaters in summer makes a good case for being the icing.
Since the Renaissance Knitting sweaters in summer has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

In conclusion, Knitting sweaters in summer plays a large part in the lives of all. It questions, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and it is human.

I'll leave you with this quote from Elton Paltrow: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Knitting sweaters in summer ROCKS!!! [3]


[1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] My Knitting sweaters in summer! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing